College12

Rayovac: I guess you arent too crazy about that idea, eh?
College12: i am
College12: i love you
Rayovac: awesome!
Rayovac: what are you doing, baby? would you like me to call Amber over? She'd stop being mad for a while if I told her about you
College12: sure that sounds nice
Rayovac: she lives next door. Ill be right back
Rayovac: Hey baby, I hear you wanna be my girls new boyfriend...but if shes telling the truth about the threesome...I might not mind so much
College12: okay
College12: are yall hot
College12: hi im james alex brother
Rayovac: very hot, baby. Hey james. how old are you, baby?.
College12: 12 and im hot
Rayovac: twelve? Honey, Im sure you are hot, but Im not in the mood to go to jail again.
Rayovac: put your brother on
College12: i am alex
Rayovac: maybe hell show the chat tonight, if youre nice
Rayovac: he'll*
Rayovac: hey alex
College12: my name is james im 12 and im alex hes not real but i do have a like girls
Rayovac: oh. damn. well, thts okay. We were messing with you anyway. this is Skye and MD. Nice to meet you, James. 14/16
College12: but i do have a brother name alex and his 19
Rayovac: thats cool. would you like to join our club, where we mess with the heads of people? you could help us mess with your brother
College12: this is alex an f u your not messing with my fuckin head
Rayovac: LMFAO!
Rayovac: aww, wanna help us mess with someone elses, baby?
Rayovac: That was Skye, btw
Rayovac: MD= Orange Skye:Blue
Rayovac: heh
College12: your to young yall probably still throw shit at each other you little babies
Rayovac: fuck you.my brother is fourteen, Im almost seventeen
College12: james orange
Rayovac: lol Rock on, Little dude!
College12: alex green
Rayovac: Alex good taste. Green second favourite colour
College12: nah im just fukin with yalls heads
Rayovac: if I didnt do the same thing, Id be pissed right now. who the fuck are you really?
Rayovac: Alex, James, Larry, Dick or tom?
College12: james is cool bring back those girls
Rayovac: lmao
Rayovac: u want them back, baby?
College12: yes
Rayovac: turn nineteen
College12: no
Rayovac: then no girls
College12: okay babes im 19 and very hot like a princess
Rayovac: Oooh...really?Mmm......yeah, right, dude. youre not really nineteen, and were not really two chics. Im the hot chic, and the other chic sitting next to me is my fourteen year old brother.
College12: t
College12: tell him to get out
Rayovac: Smile, you're on Candid Messenger
Rayovac: kid,have been into the crack or something?
College12: tell him to leave the room the big people are talking
Rayovac: Hello....please do the math. 12 is TWO years YOUNGER than FOURTEEN [14] ......... My brother is two years OLDER than you....
College12: i maybe 12 but in college cause im smart
Rayovac: well, youre education doesnt really matter here right now. Youre twelve, and Im NOT ready to go to jail for you, son.
College12: what do you think your gonna do with me i just whanted to be friends
College12: with benifits
College12: jk
Rayovac: Benifits? and what kind of benifits do you think we would have?
Rayovac: lol
Rayovac: funny
College12: that was alex
Rayovac: you mean, the brother that doesnt exist? or is Alex your other personality?
College12: my name is alox and i dont in fort worth i live in a small city outside of houston tx and im really 19 and i have a job
College12: live*
Rayovac: what job?
Rayovac: *prepares to test "Alox"*
College12: im a cashier at a craft and antique mall
College12: what about me james
Rayovac: hmm......bloody hell,lmao
Rayovac: so, theres two of you at your PC right now, aye?
College12: correct
College12: tell the truth about yourselves
Rayovac: I see. a few questions, first. what year were you born?
College12: 2 21 1986
Rayovac: what year was youre brother born?
College12: 9 22 1992
Rayovac: hmm *eyes computer screen suspisciously*
Rayovac: can you drive?
College12: yes but i have no d l
Rayovac: me niether. what kind of car do you drive? standard or automatic?
Rayovac: neither*
College12: autos standards are a pain in my arse
College12: what about me
Rayovac: alright, James. what grade are in and what are you learning right now?
Rayovac: are you in*
College12: 6th
Rayovac: what are you studying in history?
College12: sam houston an the gay alamo
Rayovac: alright, the truth about ourselves? what do you want to know?
College12: your ages
Rayovac: almost seventeen, and almost fifeteen. Im almost 17
College12: good bye
Rayovac: bye loser
Rayovac: youll be famous tomorrow
College12: why
Rayovac: you've been Fucked By MD and Skye, thats why
College12: cool
Rayovac: Youll be featured on our show tomorrow
College12: ive got to go to bed
College12: im tired its 108 in the morning
Rayovac: 1:16 over here
Rayovac: eight minute time difference! whoa dude! whats the past like?
College12: what channel are we gonna be on
Rayovac: its a Tripod channel channel, sometimes also on the Fanfiction Netweork
Rayovac: Network*
Rayovac: well send you the info sometime soon.... Well have to do a follow up skit, though
College12: when yall go to school tell your friends about us
College12 : are yall really hot or just ugly chewbacas
Rayovac: I told you, dude....My brother is NOT hot. and Im none of your business.