Rayovac: I am, sweetie
how are you?
Rayovac: why do you like the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
College12: im a nerd
Rayovac: I see. 18/f/OK
mine name is Alex
Rayovac: My name is Alexa, go figure!
hm...what part of Texas do you live in?
College12: fort worth
I'm in Purcell, Oklahoma
College12: you have a boyfriend
Rayovac: well.....I have a girlfriend...were
in the middle of a fight. her boyfriend came onto me, and I hit him for it.
no more girlfreinds darling im your new boyfreind im hot and pretty just like a girl
This sounds good... I like pretty guys what about threesomes?
Rayovac: I guess you arent too crazy about that idea, eh?
College12: i love you
Rayovac: what are you doing, baby? would you like me to call Amber over? She'd stop being
mad for a while if I told her about you
College12: sure that
Rayovac: she lives next door. Ill be right back
Rayovac: Hey baby, I hear
you wanna be my girls new boyfriend...but if shes telling the truth about the threesome...I might not mind so much
are yall hot
College12: hi im james alex brother
very hot, baby. Hey james. how old are you, baby?.
12 and im hot
Rayovac: twelve? Honey, Im sure you are hot, but Im not in the mood to go to jail again.
put your brother on
College12: i am alex
maybe hell show the chat tonight, if youre nice
Rayovac: hey alex
College12: my name is james im 12 and im alex hes not real but i do have
a like girls
Rayovac: oh. damn. well, thts okay. We were messing with you anyway. this is Skye and MD.
Nice to meet you, James. 14/16
College12: but i do have a brother
name alex and his 19
Rayovac: thats cool. would you like to join our club, where we mess with the
heads of people? you could help us mess with your brother
this is alex an f u your not messing with my fuckin head
aww, wanna help us mess with someone elses, baby?
Rayovac: That was Skye, btw
MD= Orange Skye:Blue
College12: your to young yall probably still throw shit at each other you little babies
fuck you.my brother is fourteen, Im almost seventeen
College12: james orange
Rayovac: lol Rock on, Little dude!
College12: alex green
Rayovac: Alex good
taste. Green second favourite colour
im just fukin with yalls heads
Rayovac: if I didnt do the same thing, Id be pissed right now. who the
fuck are you really?
Rayovac: Alex, James, Larry, Dick or tom?
is cool bring back those girls
Rayovac: u want them back, baby?
Rayovac: turn nineteen
Rayovac: then no girls
okay babes im 19 and very hot like a princess
Rayovac: Oooh...really?Mmm......yeah, right, dude. youre
not really nineteen, and were not really two chics. Im the hot chic, and the other chic sitting next to me is my fourteen
year old brother.
tell him to get out
Rayovac: Smile, you're on Candid Messenger
Rayovac: kid,have been
into the crack or something?
College12: tell him to leave the
room the big people are talking
Rayovac: Hello....please do the math. 12 is TWO years
YOUNGER than FOURTEEN  ......... My brother is
two years OLDER than you....
College12: i maybe 12 but in college
cause im smart
Rayovac: well, youre education doesnt really matter here right now. Youre twelve, and Im
NOT ready to go to jail for you, son.
College12: what do you
think your gonna do with me i just whanted to be friends
and what kind of benifits do you think we would have?
College12: that was alex
Rayovac: you mean, the brother that doesnt
exist? or is Alex your other personality?
name is alox and i dont in fort worth i live in a small city outside of houston tx and im really 19 and i have a job
Rayovac: what job?
*prepares to test "Alox"*
College12: im a cashier at a craft
and antique mall
College12: what about me james
Rayovac: so, theres two of you at your PC right now, aye?
tell the truth about yourselves
Rayovac: I see. a few questions, first. what year were you born?
College12: 2 21 1986
Rayovac: what year was youre brother born?
College12: 9 22 1992
Rayovac: hmm *eyes computer screen suspisciously*
can you drive?
College12: yes but i have no d l
me niether. what kind of car do you drive? standard or automatic?
College12: autos standards are a pain in my arse
what about me
Rayovac: alright, James. what grade are in and what are you learning right now?
are you in*
are you studying in history?
College12: sam houston an the
Rayovac: alright, the truth about ourselves? what do you want to know?
College12: your ages
Rayovac: almost seventeen, and almost fifeteen.
Im almost 17
College12: good bye
Rayovac: youll be famous tomorrow
Rayovac: you've been Fucked By MD and Skye, thats why
Rayovac: Youll be featured on our show tomorrow
ive got to go to bed
College12: im tired its 108 in the morning
1:16 over here
Rayovac: eight minute time difference! whoa dude! whats the past like?
College12: what channel are we gonna be on
Rayovac: its a Tripod
channel channel, sometimes also on the Fanfiction Netweork
well send you the info sometime soon.... Well have to do a follow up skit, though
when yall go to school tell your friends about us
: are yall really hot or just ugly chewbacas
Rayovac: I told you, dude....My brother is NOT hot. and Im
none of your business.